“thus do the voices of the mortals plead, ever hopeful of proof of our existence…”
RIP Toriyama. He may not have influenced it quite as much as Dragon Ball, but his art gave Dragon Quest so much of its charm, and IX in particular means a lot to me.
Laios: “We should have waited until we were at the end of this maze to kill and eat the minotaur. Senshi, what do we have left?”
Senshi: “We’re good on water due to that aquifer leaking into the maze, but otherwise all we have left is my spices and this unopened bottle of benadryl.”
Laios: “Hmm …”
Marcille: “Laois, look at me. Benadryl isn’t food.”
Laios: “I know that, but what if we were to kill and eat the Hat Man?”
Chilchuck: “WHAT?”
Senshi: “What’s the Hat Man?”
Marcille: *sighs* “It’s a shared hallucination, generally induced by certain kinds of drug intake. Some mages have tried to study if it’s real but were unable to prove that it stayed tangible or present after they sobered up.”
Senshi: “So that benadryl would lure the Hat Man to us, and give us a chance to fight it? That will be tough. Sounds like we will have to kill, cook and eat it all before the medicine wears off if it will lose tangibility otherwise.”
Laois: “That’s it! If we need only one or two of us to kill the Hat Man, then the rest can be dosed up only right before the meal is done cooking.”
Senshi: “There’s one problem with that. Dwarves are basically immune to any tallmen drug that isn’t prescription strength. I’ll need half the bottle just to have enough time to eat the meal. Chilchuck, you’ll be able to use it the most efficiently because of how little you weigh. I can make sure that the fire is ready, but you’ll have to fight the Hat Man alone and dose Marcille afterwards to help you with the cooking prep. Laios and I shouldn’t risk taking more than needed just to eat.”
Chilchuck: “ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THE HAT MAN IS REAL! And I don’t do the fighting in this group! There’s NO WAY that-”
Narrator: And so with their plan formulated, Chilchuck took a heavy dose of benadryl and prepared to fight the Hat Man in single combat.
people always make morgana a normal cat in persona 5 non-metaverse fanfics. stop doing this. morgana should not be a cat he should be joker’s annoying younger brother who wears cat ears (but they are NOT cat ears, they are the ears of his epic OC Mona who is a PHANTOM THIEF and STEALS TREASURE) and who goes into Joker’s room every night at 8pm to yell at him to read him a bedtime story before going to bed. It’s also funnier this way because it means Ryuji has beef with an elementary schooler
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because…..some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i’d get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
ALT
